Category Archives: knife fights
Against All Odds
In a close, come-from-behind Victory (Question: Why did I capitalize that? Answer: Because it makes no sense), William Kanekoa Reppun has become the second official winner of the daily WalrusAttack sweepstakes. You can view his professional portrait (taken by renowned … Continue reading
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A Note About Contests
I have decided to have contests on my blog. I anticipate that they will soon come in many wonderful varieties, including virtual twister, virtual The Apprentice, and virtual knife fights (hnifur fights), but for the time being, I’ll stick to … Continue reading
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Real People I Love Who Don’t Know I Love Them
1. Guðrun. Dear, dear, Guðrun, you sweet dumpling of a woman–you with your tender soil samples and me with my tephrochronological longings.* 2. Orville. Orville, if you’re reading this, then I mean you. That thing you do, when you play … Continue reading
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