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Rewriting History

I am glad to say that by unanimous decision of the Appeals Committee of the WalrusAttack Sweepstakes, the previous verdict against Johannes Spatzenegger has been OVERTURNED. As of November 27th, Johannes is the official winner of WalrusAttack Contest #5. This … Continue reading

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Make-Believe Things that Depress Me

1. Dreams. In particular, that dream I had when I was ten years old, where I found two pale blue robin’s eggs and put them in my pocket. In the morning, they were gone. 2. Toby leaked the information about … Continue reading

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