As you may have noticed, my aunt Audrey was contestant #10. Unfortunately, she had forgotten the URL of my blog, and because it was her birthday, I felt obliged to help her out. And then help her some more. The email exchange that follows is true and unaltered:
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Audrey,
Did you figure it out?
Benjamin
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Hi, Ben,
I tried to get your mom to give it up – she did give me two hints – “think of what Benji likes” and “think spider”
Combined with fighting walruses (I now inadvertently have a blog spot at wordpress.com), my answer is http://fishburritos/wordpress.com
Alas,
Poor audo
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Audrey,
NO! Come on, what’s another way of saying “walrus ambush”?
Then put that, no spaces, in front of dot wordpress dot com. And there you have it. You could also try googling smakaka + walrus
Benjamin
p.s. you’re pushing the deadline, buddy.
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[follow-up from Ben]:
Also, what do fish burritos have to do with spiders?
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[explanation from Audrey]
Spiders -> web so there’s the http part for that.
You like burritos. Walruses like fish.
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Okay, but that’s still not my blog’s URL. What do you call it when a shark eats someone? But instead of a shark it’s a walrus. Walrus + when a shark eats someone. Then add dot wordpress dot com.
That’s as much information as I’m going to give you. Seriously. You are horrible at riddles Audrey.
Ben
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Ben, U R terrible at hints!
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Fishburrito. Seriously. I thought that was a good guess.
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With great pleasure, I announce the winner of Contest #10: Audrey Ling!
