More About Lava Bombs

Due to popular demand (clamor, really) for more information about lava bombs, I feel I should explain further. All I ask is that you stop sending me emails asking about lava bombs. Enough is enough. That means you, Will Reppun.

A lava bomb begins as a blob of magma that is ejected from a caldera or fire fountain. The liquid blob quickly cools when it comes into contact with the air, turning to a heavy, black rock that can fly for several kilometers before descending as a lava bomb.

The process works roughly like this:

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I wouldn’t do that if I were you…

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You’ve angered the volcano!

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Notice how the ejected scoria are cooled by contact with the air. This is a sub-Plinyan eruption with a potential for pyroclastic flows.

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Now we will never know what happened to the mermaids. Or will we? No, probably not.

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When you freeze the moment, it has a strange kind of beauty, the mysteriousness of objects arrested in their fall. It seems that the suspension of gravity is one of the ways we can access Grace.

One. Two. Three. SUSPENSION!

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To completely understand the above diagrams (my drawings of the volcano, not my asterisk-painting, which is beyond the limits of language in its depiction of the world), it should be noted that I have also decided to start a band called The Lava Bombs. We will only play one song, the Song of the Volcano. There are three voices that intertwine in the Song of the Volcano: the Gurgler, the Exploder, and the Descent of The Lava Bombs. After we finish the song, ideally a nearby volcano will erupt and obliterate the sparsely attended open-mic venue where we performed.

32 Comments

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32 Responses to More About Lava Bombs

  1. Halldór Þór Torsteinsson

    Total ignoracy!
    We don’t have any marmeids ennimore. They’ve put on veight and were turnd into hvales by Odin or whatever. Everyone in Iceland knowes thet!!
    Study meira and befyrr you say somethings!

  2. Annie

    i did a search on unicorns and your blog showed up as a top result. not sure why as I have not learned anything more about unicorns, but your lava bomb MS paint doodles are even better so who cares?

  3. Clare (celtic 4 eva) :)

    not helpful at all!
    it sucks
    (and so dus the drawings)

  4. (Michelle (: baby

    Hey that was so funny i loved reading that it was veru helpful and i think ur hot well ur writing is hot and i dont care what those mean people said about u i love u deep down inside my heart

  5. jim

    hey man that was really kool i think i might be turning gay after i read that man am falling in love with u ooooooo la la baby come 2 me now

    • Arabic Sunjib / Punjub

      ur mum is a gay punjab like my brother and i did her last night dont worry i will show u the video another time when im with u ^^

  6. The Walrus

    The comments on this page always brighten up my day.

  7. The Cock

    cockie cockie shit cunt

  8. The Cock

    go suck a cock

  9. The Cock

    cocki man

  10. faffasfds

    sunjeeb is that you u

  11. The Cock

    ur a stupid cock sucking fagot who builds houses for whores

  12. The Cock

    wtf man ur a stupid whore mermaids are still exixstant u stupid fagot and ur pitchkers are like fuckin 1 year olds

  13. The Cock

    zacjibs here phill

  14. The Cock

    shut it phill

  15. Arabic Sunjib / Punjub

    muhhahahahaha Jim is a gay yobbo grab ur stubbys and watch the cricket u fking dick head u dum kent lalalalalalalala ill get my curry on ur family and f ur mum

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